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The Chicken & The Horse

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Old 04-25-2001, 03:43 PM   #1
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The horse and the chicken
The chicken and the horse...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls
into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go
and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to
the farm but the farmer can't be found.

Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the farmer's Mercedes and drives
it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Upon her return, the
chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of
the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken
drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again.
This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the
horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.

The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he
stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up
and grab my "thingy" and pull yourself up!!!" And the chicken did so,
and pulled herself up to safety. The Moral of the Story: If you are hung
like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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