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Old 09-05-2008, 01:07 PM   #1
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Breaking News: Teacher arrested...

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney
General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'

They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
profound statement by the President.
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:16 PM   #2
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that was really good. math destruction. hehehe.
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:53 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:36 PM   #4
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Oh Math jokes!!!! I love math jokes...
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:21 PM   #5
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:54 PM   #6
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gotta love it!LOL!
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:11 AM   #7
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Default Find X

THis is an online joke/comic that has circulated, but it truly happened to me with a student.

Given a a triangle with two sides given, one labelled X, the instructions were "Find x" The kid circled the X on the diagram and wrote "there is x".

To me that is a totally VALID ANSWER!

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Old 09-06-2008, 12:37 AM   #8
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OMG, I have been dying with laughter over here! I loved it!!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:16 PM   #9
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I have to print this out to show my engineer father today.

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Old 09-06-2008, 04:15 PM   #10
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My mathematician husband will love this.

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Old 09-06-2008, 05:02 PM   #11
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I just sent this to my teacher friends...
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:04 PM   #12
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Groans did echo through our apartment as I read this aloud to hubby, which means he enjoyed it much!
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lol. that was funny.
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