Catholic School and a #2 Pencil
Catholic education and a #2 pencil...
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class, one day her teacher, a Nun, called
on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!"
shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching
her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber, once again Johnny came
to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!"
shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good." and Mary
Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This
time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in
me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted.......
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