Halloween Joke Time

  •   #1  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 10-27-2001 08:18 PM
    A skeleton walked into a bar and said to the bartender:

    "Give me a beer and a mop"



  •   #2  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 10-29-2001 09:07 AM
    This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
    "What the heck are you?" asks the host.
    "I'm a snail," says the guy.
    "But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
    "Yeah," he says, "that's Michelle!"
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