Thanks, D.
I want to be a little clearer about my personality, in a hope to suck all of you in.
I'm sarcastic and snarky, and look at life as a dark comedy.
The reason i decided to join this board, despite the backing from my real life friends, is this:
I have been on a strict diet for the past two weeks. Yesterday, in the cafe where I work, I ate a few breakfast potatoes off of one of my regular's plate. You know, after he was done with it. Marinate on that for a minute.
I've thought about it, and though I have done more disgusting things in my lifetime, this called for drastic measures. I decided to reach out into the interwebs for fatty support.
I call this, Operation: Living Like a Skinny Person.
Who's with me?!
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