because i'm a blonde....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.*****
*He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.* *After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'*
*The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
*'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:*
* 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.*
* 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.*
* 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.*
* 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.*
* 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
*
*'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
*
*The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,*
*'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'*
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