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11-10-2009, 02:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZMONEY
If this abuse keeps up my only option will be to take my balls and go home.
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Guess you'll have to get Angie to get them out of her purse then.
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11-10-2009, 04:22 PM
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Come on Spring!
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Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)
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11-10-2009, 04:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruthxxx
Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)
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... for little, bitty books....
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11-10-2009, 06:05 PM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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You all do know that all this laughing hurts my hernias...which will be operated on Thursday... thank you....
I am pretty sure there will be no sneezing...coughing...lifting or laughing allowed for a while...
so knock it off....
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11-10-2009, 06:07 PM
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Come on Spring!
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I've never heard them referred to as "hernias"! Will you speak in a high voice once they are removed?
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11-10-2009, 06:09 PM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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stop it!...owww...owww...ouch....
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11-10-2009, 06:49 PM
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Maybe when it's done, he can get a job working in a harem.
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11-10-2009, 07:09 PM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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Oh go ahead...everyone take a whack at 'em....
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11-10-2009, 11:51 PM
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Will candy fall out if we whack them just right?
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11-11-2009, 06:53 AM
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Come on Spring!
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Here are instructions for Gary's surgeon.
You know, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him. I'll get over it!
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11-11-2009, 08:33 AM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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You ladies are killin' me!
Quite hilarious...
Already I am wondering how I will be able to make it here tomorrow w/o coffee in me....
Hernia surgery will be a piece of cake for me (since I'm OUT! during it) compared to not being able to drink my morning coffee!
Can we say HEADACHE!
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11-11-2009, 08:45 AM
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Headache???
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Originally Posted by EZMONEY
Can we say HEADACHE!
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With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.
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11-11-2009, 08:49 AM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes
With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.
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 Bill, if he can't see them I am in a lot more trouble than I think!
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11-11-2009, 09:57 AM
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What if he misses ? Will you be singing in the soprano section of the choir ?
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11-11-2009, 10:43 AM
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surgical instruments: the surgeon selects 2 that lie comfortably in his hands, brings the rocks into the correct position and:
WHACK!!!
bangs them together
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