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Old 03-15-2006, 08:54 PM   #1  
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Wink World's shortest fairy tale
The world's shortest fairy tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted. The end.
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Old 03-15-2006, 09:29 PM   #2  
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That's good stuff!
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:23 PM   #3  
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I love this section of the boards! Very funny!
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Old 03-16-2006, 01:53 PM   #4  
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THis one actually made me laugh out loud!!! Love it!!
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ROFL. That's great.
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