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Old 02-25-2005, 09:51 AM   #1  
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
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Old 02-25-2005, 10:26 AM   #2  
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OMG that is funny Ruth! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 02-25-2005, 10:26 AM   #3  
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Good one!

Heres one my sis told me.....

Did you know that more money per year is spent on viagra and boob jobs together than on Alzheimer's Research????

That means that in a few years we'll have lots of old folks with great BOOBS and that has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THEM!!!


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Old 02-25-2005, 10:30 AM   #4  
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Patty... That is a good one as well!
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Good ones, girls.
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Old 02-27-2005, 11:50 AM   #6  
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Thanks Ruth
Thats a great joke I laughed,

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Thanks girls.
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