Last night I went out to a club and had plans not to drink, but we all know that it's pretty difficult to go to a bar and not drink. So of course I did. And of course, I ate poutine at 4AM.
For those of you non-Canadians, "poutine" is an invention of the Quebecois. It is a big plate of fries, covered in cheese curds and gravy. The cheese melts and the whole thing becomes this mess of fatty goodness. This is Quebec's gift to the world.
Anyway where was I... oh yes... why is this good for my diet, you ask?
Because I looked *good* at the bar, and I got compliments, and guys were talking to me. So it's a great motivator.