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chick_in_the_hat
12-24-2008, 08:00 PM
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $998.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now leads the US bank bailout team.


midwife
12-25-2008, 02:42 PM
:lol:

SharkyLarky1
12-30-2008, 02:23 PM
it all makes sense now...haha how appropriate


gethealthty30
01-03-2009, 09:02 PM
Hehe!

tonyaky
01-08-2009, 11:34 AM
lol.

duinmiownthing
02-23-2009, 07:32 PM
lol

squeak351
03-02-2009, 12:56 PM
:dizzy: LMBO!!

4myloves
03-02-2009, 01:00 PM
I don't think the US bank bailout team is that smart.

dutchgirl
03-02-2009, 02:21 PM
:lol3:

flowingair
03-05-2009, 07:16 PM
How funny. The bailout is nuts.