Lighten Up! - "Profound" Words

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01-30-2002, 07:24 PM
When I was in my younger days,
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.
But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I have to wear a nine now,
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose--
They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to gray
and my skin no longer fits,
On the inside, I'm the same old me,
Just the outside's changed a bit.

Please send this to five phenomenal women today. If you do,
something good will happen: you will boost another woman's self esteem.

If you don't ... your left boob will drop off.

01-31-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by goodforme
If you don't ... your left boob will drop off. [/B]

Hey, thanks for the great weight loss tip! :lol: :lol: :lol: