...we are going to need to break things off. It's not you, it's me. I know we've spent countless years together eating take-out and watching tv on the couch but I'm looking for a change. A number that's smaller and more active...perhaps even a sexier version of yourself but begins with the number "one." I know you are hanging on for dear life for coming on 3 weeks now because you know I'll never see you again. But just like your pesky friend 256 who hung on for a month, my determination and persistence will eventually win out. Why don't you just give up and make this easy.
Oh, and by the way warn 236 and 226 that I'm not interested in them either and will soon pass them by as well. When that time comes they should just give up and not make things awkard by hanging on for too long. It's just easier that way
Sincerely,
junebug