My son and his girlfriend went X-mass shopping tonite.I was relaxing watching Soapnet when the phone rang. It's my son. "Your going to the grocery store tomarrow aren't you," he asks. "Yes",I respond. I'm wondering why he's calling me about groceries when he's suppose to be busy. "Don't buy my usual stuff,"he says,"I want to go on your diet."(Now I get it.) "What happoned," I ask,"Did you try on some clothes and they didn't fit?" "Alot of them,"he laughs.