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Old 02-05-2012, 04:20 AM   #1
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Smile my funny(ish) "poem" about pounds,kilos,stone

So here's the deal. I quite like writing silly/funny(ish) "poems" about stuff and I thought since I am on a loss-mission I might write about it.
I live in a country where we measure by kilos, have lived in the UK -stone and everybody here is using pounds so I came up with an ode to the 3 of them.
Forgive any mistakes as I am not a native speaker. I hope I can make you smile .


When I think about my weight I say I am 17 stones
Just some stones and a few bones
That doesnít sound an awful lot
Hey, Iím skinnier than I thought

But itís kilos when I count to lose
43, now thatís a number I can use
95, of you I dare not speak
Not even at the scale to peek

Yet when I finish I will count in pounds
95 - I like the way it sounds
Just think how amazing I can be
Wearing my bikini by the sea!

6 stone itís time to toss
95 pounds - oh what a loss
43 kilos no longer here
Soon itíll be time to cheer!

Some words of wisdom must be said
Always, always plan ahead
Love thyself at any weight
Every day a clean slate
Exercise, be fit and strong
Iím warning you - I intend to wear a thong!
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Old 02-05-2012, 06:29 AM   #2
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I love this!! Thanks for sharing it.
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Old 02-05-2012, 10:20 AM   #3
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That's clever, Kitcherella! I like it.
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That is great! I love it. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 02-05-2012, 12:53 PM   #5
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too funny. clever, and good to keep a sense of humor about the whole thing! weighty issue that it is!
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Old 02-05-2012, 04:48 PM   #6
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Thank you Beverlyjoy - you might as well enjoy!
Thank you Riddy - Does that rhyme with tidy or giddy?
Thank you Lindy87 - hope we all find our little heaven
Thank you Dragonwoman64 - I find that humor opens every door

Seriously, thank you
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Old 02-05-2012, 10:06 PM   #7
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Wonderful! You're gonna make it with that attitude!

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Very funny! Love the "thong" line. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 02-07-2012, 02:16 AM   #9
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Thank you linJber - positive attitude, walking on air
Thank you Italiannie - your picture is so funny
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