That will teach him not to push you!
I'm in better shape than my Hubby, and sometimes its fun to rub it in a little.
As you said, mean and petty.
On the internet no one knows you are typing with your beak.
An exercise in futility still counts as exercise!!
"There's a pattern to the randomness!" ~ Artie ~ Warehouse 13
"That's the only break you get, so I hope you enjoyed it" ~~Cathe, STS, Meso 2
"Weakness is hard, but weakness doesn't have to mean defeat!" ~ Lysa TerKeurst