[kerriscards]

A man had box seat tickets to go see Da Bears in the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
comes
down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have
a
seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world,
and not use it?"

The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed
to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
Bowl
we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh .. I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take
the

seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

[survivor]

I don't think I told you that I joined a Lighten Up Oklahoma team here at work. We weigh every Wednesday in an office on a big doctor's scale. Then we eat together on Fridays and share experiences. Sort of like WW, I think. Anyway, enjoying it.

Karen, you are so busy! You and Ann are really those retirees that need to go to work to rest. But all so much fun! And, I really have very little sympathy for you with your "cold" weather. There are still ice piles everywhere here that I think might melt about June. And it is just barely above freezing right now. We had a boring weekend. Didn't go anywhere, but church and the show. The show was just pitiful--Children of Men. Save your money. It was so depressing!

Next week is our granddaughter's BD. She will be 4 and she is so excited! While we are in that direction, I will have dinner with my high school girlfriends. It is time we got together and laughed. Actually, way past time.

Trying my absolute best to stay on the straight and narrow. Going to work out this evening. We got that big old TV and nothing is on it so I am looking forward to working out. This is just a bummer of a January!
Glenda

[Lizziepie]

Good one Kerri, I think I can use that for coffee hour. They are having a supre bowl party at the clubhouse. It is all wired up for big screen t.v and so those fans should have fun. Not me. I've never been a football fan ever.

Any more jokes send them on. Ann

[flaggies]

Whilst you are all sleeping I will start a new thread......

See ya there!

Maria