NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS OF 3FC!!!! IT'S COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THE FOOD POLICE THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER FRIDAY A PART OF THE WEEKEND!!! THEREFORE, BE IT KNOWN THAT YOUR LOCAL FP DEPARTMENT IS HOLDING A THREE-DAY EMERGENCY FOODWATCH EVENT THIS WEEKEND!!!! THE DEPARTMENT IS ENCOURAGING CITIZENS TO REPORT ALL FOOD SEEN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SO THAT WE, YOUR LOCAL FOOD POLICE OFFICERS, CAN KEEP AN EYE ON ITS WHEREABOUTS, MAKING SURE THAT NO EXTRA FOOD IS ALLOWED TO FORCE ITS WAY ONTO THE BODIES OF DECENT, HARDWORKING, WEIGHT WATCHING CITIZENS. WE LOVE OUR FOOD, OF COURSE, AND WISH NO HARM TO A HAIR ON ITS DELICIOUS HEAD(S). WE JUST WANT TO MAKE IT BEHAVE DURING THE DANGEROUS PERIOD OF THE WEEKEND!
Oh, was that Food Police Officer shouting again!? How rude. Don't you just hate it when they do that? Gives one a headache just thinking about it!
Friends, please be an and report your weekend food here, if you so desire. Thank you. ~ Signed, the Food Police