Michou-LOL I know you said don't laugh but the scenario made me giggle. It would be awesome do something like that, or even a striptease or something without feeling ridiculous.

Another DH one, I want to be able to sit on his lap without feeling like I will squash him flat. Sometimes he'll pull me into his lap and I hold myself up with an arm on the chair so that a lot of my weight isn't on him. Awkward.

glad that you had a giggle I certainly had a big one when I saw that video on youtube