omg, that did not just happen
 

"omg, that did not just happen" :o my exact words after kneeling down at work to help a coworker out and my pants f*ing split. what the? how the? ugh!

nothing like feeling like a complete fatass who split her pants and half the people you work with get to see your pink undies (at least they were pretty and covered well).

ugh. just f*ing ugh.

Been there and done that. I keep a spare pair of pants in my office for next time.

At least you were wearing underwear...

:hug:

Happened to me a few years ago at work. Bent over to put a little dog on the scale and RIIPPPP! Of course the vet and the pet owner saw the whole thing!:o

Split the bum right out of my britches!:o

Thankfully, we're pretty laid back, so I hollered at the vet tech, told him and what was up. The vet tech took over, I wrapped my hoodie around my rear end and made a flying trip to Wal-mart for a new pair of jeans, since I don't live in town.

That was not half as bad as the time my swimming suit top got messed up under my ski vest after I wiped out, and I did not notice until the boat driver/friend told me one of my girls was hanging out!

got a couple of compliments on it too ;)

thank god the people i work with are good natured, i laughed so hard i cried, standing in the breakroom with a sweatshirt tied around my waist. it's about the journey, right?

My pants ripped a couple weeks ago. Thankfully just my mom and grandma saw. It's still embarrassing. Guess it happens to us all.

That happened to me when I was under 120 lbs, my jack *** of a boss didn't want to let me go home and change Argg, that was like 17 years ago.

Too funny about the top splitting, sorry laughing at your embarrassing moment.

The friend was cool about the "top", just said, hey, you should fix your top"

I've never split my pants that I can remember, but I quit wearing button up shirts because I've had horrible luck with them coming unbuttoned.

I was walking across a parking lot once, wearing a baggy button up shirt on a very windy day, completely unaware that somehow all but the top button had come undone until a gust of wind caught it and suddenly I had wings. Fortunately, if anyone saw, I didn't see them :)

Hugs

This happened to me in middle school one time. Absolutely most mortifying moment of my life. We all know how mean-spirited middle-school students are.

We've all had those moments that we'll remember all of our lives. I'm old enough to have been in the era where women had to wear dresses to work every day and girdles to go with them. Yes, on a trip to the bathroom my skirt got caught up in the girdle. Couldn't figure out why so many people were smiling as I approached them and then giggling as we passed each other. FINALLY, some nice guy stopped me and told me what was going on. Nothing we can do but laugh. :dizzy:

OH man, been there done that. Ususally its the crotch of my pants to go first though (gotta love the chub rub... NOT!) I don't often sit like a lady.. Legs open, or man-crossed with foot resting on knee, crotch area FULLY exposed. Suddenly BREEZE! Then I notice that I can see my underwear and way to much "upper thigh" area! Ugh....

:hug: I feel your pain, I split my pants a few years ago right in front of rectal oriface BIL who never liked me (I never liked him either so we were even) I didn't even know it until he was like are you going to go change? I asked why, he said you split your jeans, didn't you hear them rip? It was so loud you should have heard it. I wanted to die. :o
Back a long time ago, when I was skinny (before I met hubby) I think I was 18, I was wearing a crop top and shorts, talking to a guy outside at a drive up restaurant, (yes I thought I was hot poo lol) I was walking around when I happened to look down. OMG! My top was up above my bra and there I was, prancing around the parking lot like a fool. No one had told me, not the kind of sort of boyfriend I was talking to (I should have taken it as a sign about what kind of person he was, sigh), none of the workers, they let me walk around God knows how long like that. I was a DD back then, and to make it worse I didn't even have on a cute bra. I had on a granny looking, industrial support, stark white bra. Middle of summer. Lots of people. My boobs out for the world to see. You have to laugh.

I had a button fly off the back of my jeans one time when I was out to eat- it hit the gentleman sitting at the table behind me. :o

Oh wow, this morning the back zipper on my skirt split open, NOT because i was too fat--the skirt was loose in fact, the zipper was just a piece of **** and had completely split open when i sat down! I only knew because a complete stranger pointed it out to me!