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Originally Posted by saef
No. 2 makes me shift in my seat in sympathy because of the wedgie she's getting from that bikini bottom. Lord help me, I want to reach into the photo & pull that thing back where it belongs.
Then I want to find the artist who did the airbrushing on her backside & I want him or her to follow me around throughout my lifetime during all my naked and near-naked moments.
And then I want to rage & pound my fist against my desk at the utter unfairness of genetics & the chain of ancestors who gave me my flat @ss.
My entire chain of thoughts exactly.
I would take either of those bums. I have a gap between my legs which I do like, but my butt is soooo flippin flat. It was flat when I was overweight, and it's flat now...just less jiggly. Now that I'm thin, I don't have a butt at all, I have a crack at the top of my legs. I could probably lift/tighten it a bit with zillions of crunches, but quite frankly, I don't care that much. It looks decent in jeans, my husband has never complained, and I don't need to impress anybody else. It is what it is, I'm not going to spend excessive energy trying to sculpt my butt (or any part of my body).
That said, for Bum #1 to transform into Bum #2, she would need to lose some fat (NOT saying Bum #1 is fat, but her body fat % looks like it's a bit higher than the leaner Bum #2). So lose some body fat % to appear leaner, and then run, do endless crunches, squats, etc, get a spray on tan, and a ride up bikini. And stand with her legs uncrossed.