Too fat to pee!
 

You know when you have those moments...those ones where it really sinks in as to how fat you are?

I just had one...

A little background...we live in a 70's mobile home, in some places the floor has gotten a bit soft, but nothing major. We plan to be here only for a few years, and then build our own house.

So I went in to go pee, and sat on the toilet, and it started making this clunking/grinding sound. Freaked me out enough to have me squat rather than sit on the actual toilet. So my husband was just in there, and he's no skinny minnie, but not as heavy as me, and I asked him if it was making noises for him (I had mentioned the noises to him earlier in the day), and he said nope. That was just a kick in the butt. Now what? I am too fat to pee in my own house!!

Woah that would have freaked me out. You should definitely get that floor checked out. I could be a serious safety hazard.

I had a student who was in the shower when the entire thing fell into the crawlspace. She's a little bit of a thing, but if that sort of thing had happened to me, I'd have blamed my weight.