We had our annual "team" costume contest this morning, and I wasn't going to participate but a friend brought in a "dress" for me to wear and forced me into it. I kept telling her it wasn't going to fit, because the tag said "one size fits all" which never fits me! Well, I got it on and had room to spare
and a pair of black and white striped pantyhose also "one size fits all" fit me, whoo hoo!
Our team won best costume design
no thanks to me!