Think about all the unhealthy, pooling, crusting over grease... eeeuuwww... and what kind of meat is that, anyway? Do you have
any idea where it came from or what was done to it?

All that mass-produced cheese, nothing but more fat... and then all on a slab of refined carbs. Spike my blood sugar! Clog up my arteries! Someone help my poor liver, please!

And then there's the raw tomato sauce, never been cooked enough, right out of the huge can... pass me the antacid tablets!
And if that hasn't convinced you, think how you'll feel after you've eaten it, when you realize you just ate more calories than lunch and dinner combined!
Nope. Not worth it.
Jay