OMG Major April binge! HELP!!!
 

So I woke up with all the right intentions and then...

I went to a fast food place and ordered TWO sausage egg mcmuffins with cheese and an XL coke... not even diet, but regular coke and ate it in the parking lot. After I consumed that, I went back through the drive-thru and ordered two hash browns and a mocha coffee with cream.

Then I came home and fell asleep on the sofa for 30 minutes. When I woke up, I was sweaty and had awful stomach pains. I was also SO tired.

So I made a pot of coffee and filled my super sized cup and added 6 spoons of sugar. All of my intentions of eating healthy were out the door. About an hour later I was STARVING and was craving a deep dish pizza with pepperoni and bacon. Luckily I had a frozen one in the freezer.

Can you believe I ate THE WHOLE THING???

It's not even 11am!

and after typing ALL of this, all I have to say is...















April Fools!!! :carrot:


No matter what sort of setbacks we have, it can't be as bad as this (I hope). Wishing everyone a happy and healthy April :O)

you totally had me. omg! good one!!

That's so not nice Red!! :) I'm so glad this isn't true!

Oh you loved it... admit it :D

I should have known just from THIS horrendous statement! But I didn't! You got me! :rofl:

OMG I believed you! Good one!

Got me too! Good for you! Glad it was just a joke. I'm getting awfully tired of kicking backsides. My legs need a rest!

Barb

Funny
 

:)

lol

I KNEW it was an April Fool's joke from the thread title on!

lolol, good one!

That's hilarious! You so got me because I didn't scroll up the screen til the end - it was perfect.

First I was thinking wow brave post then I was think holy cow kid what's gotten into you this is serious!

Too funny!

LOL you got me too.

That was a good one, I was reading that going :-O

Totally got me, I was horrified by the time I got to the pizza...I'm so glad it was a joke.