Hey eveyone! I just found out the best diet ever!!! It's the puppy diet.
All you gotta do is get an adorable little puppy who you'll do anything for. Then, get up at all hours of the night, and basically dedicate your life to potty training him!
It will help a lot if you also get two kids (preferably active boys, and even better if at least one boy has ADHD...as in my situation!). That way, you're sure to lose weight! It was slow going for me, but the weight is coming off so much faster now!