:rofl:

Considering I recently went for 3 months on 2-3 hours of sleep a day...I needed it to even function...

2-3 hours of sleep a day ?
 

Are you joking ? It sounds crazy !!!!

It's called a newborn, who refused to sleep unless he was being "held". Namely, by me.

Not like a normal newborn who just gets up to eat, etc. at night-he literally would NOT sleep unless in my arms. My husband came home from work each evening, and held him while I took a nap. This was all the sleep I got for months...usually about 2 hours on weekdays...and 3 on weekends-because he was home from work, and I could get 2 small naps instead.