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Originally Posted by EZMONEY: Did he take her up on the offer? :D |
Originally Posted by almostheaven: |
I'm going for a mamorgram on Wed. I think I'll ask the technician what she thinks about the subject. Interesting to see what she'll say. Not sure if she'll know, she's just interested in squishing them. I can hardly weight (wait). But I will definitely ask her.
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honestly Ladies, The Last Two Posts Of Mine Were From Angie. I Showed Her The Thread And She Got A Kick Out Of It. And To Answer Your Question "did I Feel Them?"...well, Yep!...but You Had To Be There, Know The Friend (wild And Very Flirty Of Course) And Know Me And Our Friend's Relationship With Me...first Time We Met Was At A Teacher Christmas Party, Her And Angie Teach At The Same School, She Comes Up From Behind Me, Grabs My Butt And Says "you Must Be Gary"...i Liked Her From The Start!! :d
Now Angie Isn't So Blessed "up There"...but That Is Fine With Me, She Makes Up For It In Other Ways ;) But I Do Have A Boob Story ~ One Day We Were At Home Depot, She Was Pushing The Cart And Was Behind Me While I Checked Out Some Sprinkler Heads. I Was Debating On Picking Up Some Extra Heads But Didn't Really Need Them, As I Was Thinking About It Angie Says "why Don't You Just Grab A Couple."...well, I Just Reached Up And Grabbed Her Boobs...of Course There Was A Lady Walking By....she Just Smiles And Says "wish My Husband Would Do That!"....i Would Say That My Wife Was Embarrased ...but....she Is So Used To My "stupid At Times" Actions That It Doesn't Bother Her Anymore. |
Well let me tell you.. they dont' seem to weigh that much. I had a breast reduction las year. I went from a 38G/H to a 36D and lost about 5lbs.
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Well, at least you didn't grab the ladie's that was walking by. Whew!
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:rofl:
You all are toooooooooooooooo much . . . I'll be laughing all night and nobody will understand, they'll just think I'm a little more nuts than usual . . . is it a full moon?? |
Originally Posted by almostheaven: |
It wasn't you playing with a full deck that concerned me. It was you playing with a full chest.
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all I had was two pair
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Oh my heavens! I got back out of bed for a sore hip and I'm kinda glad I did. This thread was sooo fun!
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I just started reading this thread today. I was sitting in front of the computer eating my oatmeal and laughed so hard I spit my oatmeal onto my computer screen! :barf: Let me tell you - I immediately grabbed one boob and I KNOW it weighs more than a can of green beans! I am hoping and praying that I will lose weight there!
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Unfortunately for some of us who weren't blessed with double sized double barrelled slingshot fillers, and managed to eek by on a single D alone...they were the first things to go. ::sniff sniff:: I'd be lucky to get a pound out of mine.
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Sounds Better Than My Mom's....my Dad Always Said She Had 2 Fried Eggs
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Originally Posted by almostheaven: |
a D is plenty!
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Try being, at your heaviest, an A on one side and a B (barely) on the other. The good news - I've lost 100 lbs and and they haven't changed a bit. The bad - I didn't have boobs even when I was heavy!
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:lol: you guys are all ridiculous!!
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I just realised that this thread is in the 'support' forum.
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I would kill to even be a C. Even at my heaviest 260 I was only a 42B. Now I'm a 38B, and in all actuality there is more padding in my bra then boob.
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Originally Posted by redlight: |
A~b~c~d...I Feel Like I'm Back In School!
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I would be happy to lose some from there. I'm a large D now, and would love to be a C.
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Originally Posted by EZMONEY: I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO CHILDISH ~ I'M REALLY HERE TO SUPPORT AND UP-LIFT YOU GALS :hug: |
Hmmm, methinks Gary's been hanging out in the lingerie section too long.
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Clarify Too Long........
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Well... lemme see... they say the human head weighs 6-8 pounds.
Anybody got a boob the size of a human head? :rofl: Not that this is the most important thing in the world... But it IS udderly fascinating! So please, somebody keep us abreast of the situation! :dizzy: |
Originally Posted by EZMONEY: |
Originally Posted by almostheaven: |
I'm thinking Almostheaven wasn't talking about boob length. I'm thinking she was talking about a different length. Like nothing to do with a woman at all, ;) I could be wrong.
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I AGREE ROCKINROBIN ~ I THINK ALMOST"HEAVEN" HAS A :devil: MIND ;)
BEACH PATROL YOU ARE :crazy: :rofl: :crazy: |
Ya'll are OUT OF CONTROL.
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Originally Posted by EZMONEY: |
How Do You Think I Met My Wife?
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How do you think I met my husband? :D :D :D
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Originally Posted by Beach Patrol: |
Originally Posted by rockinrobin: |
Oh man, I completely forgot to ask her. And she was soooo nice and we got to talking about my weightloss and oh well darn. Sorry. I'll be back next year for my annual boob squishing. I'm sure I'll remember then. Yeah, right. :dizzy:
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this thread is hysterical. My hall mates and I tried weighing them freshman year in college. It was funny cause there was me with the DDD's .... I believe it appeared to be about 8lbs...but who know how accurate that is. My skinny roommate was sad cause she really had nothing to put on the scale....she was basically president of our buildings 'itty bitty titty committee' .... she was a lovely size 0-2 and practically still in a training bra and up against the well endowed ladies that made up the rest of our hallway!.....it was too funny when we were all doing that....I believe it was a part of a girls night in with lots of umbrella drinks involved.
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Darnit! I had my mammo this morning and forgot to ask too!
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