A little fun with Chavs
 

Ok, so I posted these in the lighten up thread but they're best enjoyed here too!

First one is the best!

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have a big Mac please

14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?
Granny.

18. How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 Chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

20. How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the Chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. Two Chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society


:D

I must stop saying 'innit'. :o :lol: It's all my sisters fault when she lived in London we started saying it for a laugh...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...edawes/cap.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...edawes/cap.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...edawes/cap.gif

Argh! innit!

love the hats...

what the :censored: is a chav anyway :rofl:

Read all about it. ;)

Originally Posted by :
Chav is a slang term in popular usage throughout the United Kingdom, usually used in a derogatory fashion, referring to a subculture stereotype of a person with: fashions such as brand-name tracksuits with white trainers, and sometimes flashy 'bling' jewellery and/or flat fronted, occasionally Burberry caps; a magnetic attraction to congregation points (sometimes known as chavaramas) such as fast-food outlets or other shopping areas; a concentrated music taste (centred loosely around Rhythm and bass, Rap and Hip Hop); and a culture of antisocial behaviour.

Originally Posted by cat90:
what the :censored: is a chav anyway :rofl:

this best describes a chav

:lol: I think there is a lot of chavs here then :dunno: because almost every fella wears a baseball hat :joker:

If I could show you my neighbours Cat then you'd know exactly what they are like. :p :lol:

cat90, glad that I'm not the only one oblivious to these terms ... we're obviously missing out on a lot living overseas! Some friends who visited us recently used the term 'Chav' a few times to describe their daughters boyfriend ... now I know!! :lol:

I think the baseball cap has to be "burberry" and lots of "bling" jewellery and those necklaces with big clowns on with swinging arms and legs *shudder*

I've never heard of necklaces with big clowns on I don't tend to look closely though. ;)

http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/st...clickfrom=name

sexy no?

I want one. ;)

veggie - step away from the Elizabeth Duke counter...

I've thankfully never been close enough to a chav to see one of those. I think I'm scarred for life now!