what the **** is WOGGING??? can i do it???---we have a nature park here that some of my friends RUN through---i won't go with them unless they WALK!!----i am afraid of getting left behind and lost in the woods --i can only run for about a minute!!!----Greetings YOUNG NURSE----are you sure you want to hang around a bunch of dark,menopausal cows with only one green shoe between them???? if so,you are more than welcome---we used to scare people away from us but then we got too slack and became nicer.{ one more question----are you sure you are not Dusty Rose???-----she is still trying to find us and get us for ruining her chance to get on Oprah}ohhhhh ---i blather on and never bother to learn how to make paragraphs or do any html-----today at the shop i found TWO atrofied mice in the back cupboard---i knew it smelled weird in those cupboards so i just stayed out of them------HOW GROSS IS THAT!!!! WORSE THAN ANTS,I'LL WAGER!------WABBY!!! ---I don't think i was aware of the ms either----what a great girl you are--i would be complaining about that non-stop----hopefully this annoying dizziness will soon go away!!!!!------shatzi---i like all wabby's ideas for you,but don't forget how rich MISS FLY LADY got and she is a cleanie like you!!!!------i gotta get to bed---more mice to hunt for in the morning!!!

Wogging is walking-jogging. Just jog til you get tired then walk until you're ready to jog again.

We're not THAT dark and menopausal. Sugar P and I are very cheery and bright. :-)

Dusty Rose. What a nightmare.

Sooo no one other than Shots wants to tawk about what they memorized in high school even though I was so curious and asked nicely.

Bagz you have cats. Are they tied up?

Cher, you are dark and menopausal. Do you think that's bad? It has been the center of my self-concept for many years. Also, I suspect you have the other green shoe.

Shots, not sayiing you're odd but saying that people who buy odd things have interesting reasons and think differently than those you are meeting regularly. The carrots are for horses or juice. I am being helpful.

Hi Nurse. Last I heard, Birmingham was covered in dust from the steel mill. Do they have a steel mill or am I hallucinating?

Remind me where Kiwi is.

Wabbo, I didn't know about you either and you should be made boss of Shot's life. Poof. You're boss.

I am hungry. Must go.

Peachez, I started to answer you about what I remember from hi-skool, but a customer came in and I had to go----that's what happens to all my best posts, by the way---ok, I remember things like how yummy the pizza was at Pietro's Pizza Parlor on Friday nites after the football game. I remember that DH's jersey number was 42. I don't remember much about what I actually learned in class---that's probably why I'm sitting here in this office, bored out of my gourd today. ---- thanks for making me boss-- I always say I'm the bosses boss around here.

Bagzie, there's a dead mouse stretched out on the floor under the stairs to my basement. I've asked DH to dispose of him several times, but no luck. This is a teensy mouse, by the way, not a huge-o rat like last winter. I still refuse to dispose of him, anyway, that's why I keep a man around.

I thought I'd mentioned the ms before- I pretty much don't think about it because it's been so many years since I've had major symptoms. I got an mri about 5 years ago, and my brain still looks like swiss cheese (explains a lot of things) but it's not causing me problems, except the whirlies this week. I also have glaucoma, but you knew that --- the good news is that I seldom get colds or flu and I have no allergies. If I'm going to get something, I like it to be something dramatic.

I guess I'm going to have to go read Sugar's blog if I want to know what's happening with her. whine.

Miss Cherry pie is not dark and menopausal. --- she's sunny and pre menopausal.

The motorhome is packed and we're ready to go -- DH has made his lists and checked them twice --- he's soooooo organized about things like that. You'd think we were heading off into the wilderness for a month, not a full service rv park with cable tv and everything for 2 days. :dizzy: Have a good weekend cowsies.

"Osmosis is the process by which the dilute solution,water,passes through cell walls and the root hairs to the concentrated solution,the cell sap." Grade Seven,Sister O'Neils science class.St Patrick's Catholic School. THATS all i have Peachers!!!!--she went up and down the aisles until every last kid could rhyme that off. ---cherry,you and sugar are YOUNGER than us ----- that makes me even darker and more menopausie-------------stop being so young!!! sugar is at least forty now---CAN YOU CLAIM THAT GLORY FOR YOURSELF!!!!---------SUCH JOY AND EXCITEMENT!!!--- i must try wogging through the park===could be fun!!

I am so innocent. I am reading about osmosis and cell walls and hair and thinking, "ants don't have hair." I thought you had given me the secret to killing antsssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. why why oh why didn't you???EXXXplain??? You know how. You are a genious.

You know who I miss? Carrie. Wasn't she older than me???

Carrie was overweight and had boils and calluses-----------i just got a message from Kiwonk-----------she wants us to know she is SWAMPED!!! with visitors and THE PARTY!!!---IT'S THIS WEEKEND AND HER MOTHER IS VISITING!!!=== so she sends her love and will be back with a full report ASAP!!!!----peachers!!---i really DID get rid of the ants---i used the full blown poison and put it everywhere and threw the cats in the basement!!!---i don' think they would eat it anyway but just in case---i put it all along the door jams and around the cubooards----------it really did work!

What full blown poison?

Do u remember that story about the wolf that swallowed some sheep or something and the boy cut the wolf open, removed the sheep and replaced a big rock in his tummy? do you think it's possible that someone has replaced my frozen South Beach Diet chicken dinner with a beach ball? We have lots of beach balls around here.

We now have Russian and South American people at work. It's so cute to see the Russian girls saying, "Ai yi yi."

Back to the ants. They come in behind the kitchen appliances. There's holes back there, I guess, for water pipes and such and they sneak up. I picture my whole hole collapsing into a big ant hill underground condo.

I findally found one person older than me and she had boils. Figures. No wonder I'm so bitter.

DID SHE HAVE A GOITER??-------- the ant poison was just the commercial stuff you get at the hardware store--not the ant traps---some kind of tube i think--you just squeeze it into the cracks---------we get ants every summer and it always works-----------of course it's toxic and whatnot and i probably have blood poisoning----I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO "CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE" WHEN WE COMPLAIN ABOUT AGEING----THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO!!! and look out for impending boils!!

The alternative to ageing is sitting on the right side (or is it left?) of our Lord.

I think she had a goiter. She had cows or sheep or some kind of farm. She probably knitted and dyed her hair brown and had one kid who went to college and two cats.

I am just blah blah. Feel behind on everything and crave chocolate. There is none in the house or else DS hid it. He's at the beach with lcp. I was invited!!! I said, "You think I'd put on a bathing suit and go to the beach with you?" He, "Why not?" Since working in the store which in near the beach and seeing how people dress, I really really will be more careful. Yesterday was an older, attractive woman in a swimming suit with a towel around her butt. Not good. Undignified.

Bagz, when are we getting Kiwi's DVD? Nag her.

i can't bother her on party night!!--can't wait to hear about the party---did you know that when your kids get older {like MINE} they do whatever they want no matter if you like it or not---AND they might want you to like what they are doing but even if you DON'T ----they do it anyway-----i keep finding this out time and time again!!!--------i think i already said peach-- i LOVE It when older people dress inappropriately ---it makes delicious chat.

I have no excuse
 

I am not dead. Just been busy. Yes, me, busy. Now I am not so busy any more so I can post. I have absorbed all yer posts by osmosis and will comment later. It is boiling hot here all of a sudden. I do not like to sweat.

Carrie used to make fried bologna sandwiches for everyone so that puts her pretty near the top of my People to Know list. AND she once sat beside Art Linkletter on a plane. I want to know what happened to Sheba and Hoochie Mama and Letty and Marcella and CRAZY MOM and Raul. But not Dusty. She was toooo scary.

Forgot to say hi to nurse! I am not cheery and bright like Cherry, I just appear that way on screen to save you all a lot of grief. I am actually as dark and menopausal as the rest of 'em.

Hi everybody!

Thanks for the nice welcomes! I like this dark menopausal thread crawling with ANTZ with an occassional dead mouse thrown in! What more entertainment could I possibly want?!?!

Peachez~I've been straining my brain trying to recall what I recall from hi-skool. Not much, I'm afraid. I did take Spanish for 3 years and I DO recall every cuss word in spanish but not much else. Oh, I can say "hello" but after that I only know profanity. Sad, what selective memory I have.

Wabby~I hope the whirlies have left you alone!

Schatzi~Meals on wheels turned you down for volunteer work?!?!? The MOW here is SO desperate for help to distribute their FINE meals. When my car was in the shop, they offered me a skate board to run my route. If you have a pulse, any kind of wheels and don't carry an uzi they won't turn you down for volunteer work. So, next time, maybe leave the uzi at home?

Cherrycow~I'm glad to know a cheerful cow! Even your name sounds cheerful! I thought wogging was the way hobbits with hemorrhoids move. I like your definition much better.

Bagzz~thanks for the mental challenge! (Ok, I was mentally challenged already but you added to it!) I'm still tryin to find out what aprongutarse means!

SupP~I'm SO glad you're "not dead". I've already read about several dead mice. I couldn't stand to think of your avatar stretched out dead in a basement somewhere.

Cowpernia~"Hi Nurse. Last I heard, Birmingham was covered in dust from the steel mill. Do they have a steel mill or am I hallucinating?" You may be hallucinating, I don't know you well enuff to judge. What steel mill?!??! I thought it was my darn neighbor roasting a pig or something.

I hope everybodys having a festive weekend! My weekend? well, I'm scraping paint off of my front porch rails---on a ladder, in 95 degree heat! WOOHOO! what FUN!

Nursie, I am going to help you because I am the nicest one here. Peaches and Cowpernia are both me. It's ok if you get confused. Just NEVER NEVER decide to straighten us out by making some kind of filing system with facts. That is too scary and Dusty did it already.

Here is the steel mill in Birmingham stuff. No one else needs to look as it is dull but I am also from Alabama and I knew I'd heard this.

I am glad you have quickly picked up that Shots has an uzi. You knew she was from Joisey and you put two and two together. Excellent work!

Dinosaur = ancient.
Apron gut = you know.

Tell me about scraping paint. I need to that stuff and have never done it and am afraid to start.

Sugar, you are perfect and I LOVE your memories of Carrie. How did we loose her? When we can't lose weight, we can loose people? This makes no sense.