Wabby: I do not understand the need fer all the bells and whistles on cell phones.. All I want are Call and BuyBye buttons. I had an ancient one that suited me fine..as I never use it.. DH got a new whoppdeedo one and now I have his old one where I can take pics ( WHY??) and all these fangled doo dads.. It irrrrrrritates me ..like that carrot. I am even considering paying the contract penalty to get off our calling plan.It costs us an arm and a leg and I DONT EVEN USE THE BLOODY THANG! Now then, my Onstar I luv ..

Babbbeeeee showers, how fun fer you... Foood...hmmmm
of course the obligatory veggie tray and dip .. (let's face it 99% of us woman are on a diet or think they are..)
Susage and peppers...
Baked Ziti
Chicken cordon bleu (easy) and Fettucine Alfredo
stringbean almondine or get them precut stirfry veggies ..sautee them and serve.

Bagz: people are shopping more and more by the internet.. put a business card in each bag with yer .com on it and I bet people will go back to buy stuff.



Shhhh be vewwy vewwwy qwiet, I'm huntin cawwits..:s:

I'm going to the next baby shower Schatzi hosts. Her food sounds yummy.

I'm supposed to be doing invoicing. I'm supposed to do paychecks. I'm hanging on the web instead.

What does your onstar thingie do for you? I think something like that's available on my car, but I've never had it activated.

I'm suppose to clean this crack house, but I am on the couch.

On star has a variety of features. One is "handsfree" phone. You tell it the number to call, and the voice comes thru the speakers or people call you and it rings through the stereo. I use this more than the cell phone. .. It also has directions to help you get to where you need to go.. It's okay not great. I buy minutes for the phone like 500 mins for 80 bucks and good fer the year.
I really have a problem remembering to bring my cell with me.. I'm tooo fat to clip it to a waistband. One the waistband is usually under a blobette of fat and is folded over because when i sit,the fat assaults and overpowers the strength of the waistband. 2) I have gone from carrying around a hugical bag lady tote to a small purse that fits only 1)lipstick (afterall, a woman is Nothing without her lips: yes repeating one of Schatzis rules) 2) my huge set of keys to places I have no clue open. 3) GUM, SF certs.. and well that's it.

I am making every attempt to avoid housework, and you guys are not cooperating . I think cowie has an excuse. I hope she is on her way to her loverly room by the sea and will take advantage of the beach.

Wabby, you need to git the payroll done. Most Importante!
Bagz is selling smelly soaps and feeding unattended children expresso thru sippy cups.
Cherry is probably studying..and Lush is making a list...

hmmm..Sugerplum may have visions in her head..its probably midnight there...

Painty is painty with paintshop probably making some witty cat cards...

Kiwi is probably wrestling Jet to stop diggin holes in the carpet..or listening to DD sing...or trappin mice in her flooded kitchen... sigh, I'm ALLL ALONE!!!! WHERES THE LOVE FER THE SCHATZINATOR????


Randon Schatziisms
Written by: Schatzi
Submitted by: Schatzi
For: Apparently only Schatzi

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1)As stated above: A woman is nothing without her lips. Lipstick should be applied at all times.
2) Blue eyeshadow almost always does not look good
3) Never Pay Retail
4) Only men get very excited about motorized lawn appliances
5) Men are the only ones who are proud of skid marked UnnahWear.
6) Thongs were invented by the same man who invented the stilletto.
7) The big toe should never be separated from the others.There should be nothing separating toes or hinee cheeks. (see #6)
8) If you can only take one make up item with you: It should be lipstick. See Item 1. In addition, it can be used as blush and a subtle shader in the crease of the eye.
9) The most complicated thing for a man to fix is replacing toiletpaper.Speaking of which SCOTTS brand toiletpaper is really just a very fine grade of sandpaper.
10) If a Man says Hmmmm while fixing something - Call a repairman. Cursing is acceptable, throwing of tools is also to be expected...but quizzical Hmmms, really is man tawk fer :I HAVE NO EFFIN CLUE.

Where is my post? I posted yesterday, I know I did. I remember putting that carrot next to the snowball elf and pelting it. Did someone report me for carrot abuse? I also recall telling Wabbit to try my hotmail address again, you must have gotten it wrong, because I get mail there every day. It's (not for public consumption) and then the at sign and hotmail.com. I don't know what else I said, that's what the computer is supposed to do: BE MY BRAIN!

I don't think I've been to a female function (what?), a girl party, lately that didn't have one of those spinach/veg dip in a round loaf of bread things. Spring for the water chestnuts, they are a must.

God, I just typed "round load of bread". I can't type accurately anymore for the life of me. And I'm like some human spell-checker: I type actually words, they just aren't the ones I wanted to say.:no: There, I just typed non for no. I've become a ******.

Originally Posted by Schatzi:
Kiwi is probably wrestling Jet to stop diggin holes in the carpet..or listening to DD sing...or trappin mice in her flooded kitchen...

Close enough. The dog is growling at DH over where she can chew her rawhide, we are infested with ants -- Ants! In January! I shake my head in despair!, and now I can hear DH playing guitar.

There: I just wrote I can head instead of I can hear. And don't tell me that was a Freudian slip. :devil:

Nice Random Schatziisms. Do you think it is okay for me to get excited about motorized indoor cleaning robots? What are hash marked unnawear -- is that like skid marks? ewwww. Yeah, leave it to a man.

Kiwi

I have edited my list to reflect SKID marks.. the mention of which got a heh heh chuckle from DH. Therefore, it appears that SKID is indeed the appropriate term.
KIWI, I have checked the logs !!! You are senile!!!! No post appears to be deleted, altered or otherwise in 3fc land!!!! maybe the bloody server went down and it went into cyberspace?????

YES YES the spinachy "Roud Load" a dat dare Bread loafy thingie... WABBY, darlink : a MUST!!!!!! I unfortunately perhaps due to my barreness, or being to toooooo many baby showers Loathe them (sorry wabby) as do I detest bridal showers.. of course when I am the aunt, the matron of honor etc I think it is the EVENT of the YEAR!!!!! As a mundane guest I am obnoxious..as I make rude comments under my breath and rate gifts like olympic events.

Yea dat kiwi she gots sumethin wroing inda heaaaad wit dem froiiiideian slippage!!! KIWI ... ANTS ANTS !!!!!! Noooooooo!!! I say seal the house up.. throw a pesticide grenade in and live on the Sail boat!!!!!!


I will add cleaning supplies motorized or otherwise to my next list of mutterings (I can't spell rhemations? ruminatings???? WHAT!!!! )

Hey y'all.

I will talk about trip later. Tomorrow. Not now. Beautiful school. Expensive. Scary.

I have to say this thing and I'm not mad but can you all please leave comments at my blog BUT only stuff I mention there. Not stuff I say here and not there. Shotsy's mention of my trip reminded me to say this. It's not a big deal there, of course, but in general I want to keep the 2 separate and I DO NOT want people who know me there to find me here@!!!!!!!!!

Leading a double life, are you? JK, I know exactly what you're talking about.

I want to know what school this is and why it's scary. Did DS apply there already? Did you finish all your financial aid paperwork and do you know what the "expected family contribution" is? Not that I'm asking what it is, but the one we came up was so tiny it was laughable. I can only hope the schools don't think it's laughable and give her lots of aid.

Did I tell you DD got an Elks' scholarship? She jumped through all the right hoops apparently. It goes on to the state competition now.

I'm very tired from shopping at Lands End. Must go.

Kiwi

school was not scary and if there'll notify about financial stuff later AFTER they notify if he's accepted.

The traffic was scary. Thinking of DS there in his little Metro is scary. The fact that he may be willing to throw away hard-earned opportunities because of this girl is scary. The fact that he asked if could go back on a weekend, rent a motel, and VISIT HER is scary.

I will email you the school name just in case.

Elks state competition? Wow. Can she sing to win???

Originally Posted by Cowpernia:
Elks state competition? Wow. Can she sing to win???

Well, she sent a cd with her application tome, so who knows?

She's singing this afternoon at the district honors choir concert. They practice all day Friday and half the day Saturday with kids from all over the area and then do the concert thing this afternoon. Must go shower so I can sit on bleachers mashed in with a thousand sweaty parents.

Kiwi

Really this is the least our kids can do after all we've done for them. Entertain us. Win awards so we can go sit in the audience and be proud. I want more of that.

My class only meets once more and then another starts. I had to do a group project in this one. Group projects are the pits, aren't they? Starts off with these other 2 women, one of whom is a leader type who takes control. I needed this, I admit. But both of them ignored my emails suggesting things we could do for the project. They knew I had to take DS on the trip and we were to meet at 11 today before the 12:30 class. I got there at 11. They got there at 10 and made a poster. Sooooooooooooo I tell them I wish I 'd known they were meeting at 10 so I could come help. No, they say, we knew you'd be tired, besides we only had 2 pair of scissors.

Whatever grade one of us gets, we all get. Wouldn't you think they'd be a little more interested in my participation.

But we all graded each other in class and we got high marks. Miss Leader kept saying in her part of the presentation, "I put this together. I made these. I have this for you..." Very annoying isn't it? But we got high marks and I felt good about my part so it's over.

Yay.

That is annoying. Glad it's over. I don't remember doing group projects. Well, except for the H.S. English class when we were studying F. Scott Fitzgerald and my best friend and I made a "yellow Rolls Royce" out of a go-cart and drove it into the classroom.

I had a gyro for dinner and it was so full of onions I can't stand my own breath.

The concert was lovely. Unfortunately one of the kids from our h.s. got sick and spent the whole day lying on the floor of a classroom on his classmates' blankets and coats, puking in the trashcan. Finally when his parents came to see the concert, they took him home. Poor kid. He's supposed to go with us to see Billy Joel in Boston on Monday. Probably he'll fine by then, but I just hope nobody else gets it. These kids are thick as thieves, they're liable to pass an illness all the way round the group. :barf:

Later gators.

Kiwi

that barfing smiley face makes me want to ralph-------------peachers--those browners sound like they are in grade six--------------glad you got high marks but what SUCK ups!!!!-----------kiwi ---i am jealous of your billy joel trip-=---have a ballllllllll---take some pics----i havn't seen anyone since "Simple Plan" with ds in december!@!! i miss BRuce and James!!

My dear, I am not going to see Billy Joel. I am just helping to drive 8 kids to see him! This is the ticket fiasco I mentioned a while back. DH said this evening on our way back from the kids' concert -- " well I hope if any of the kids get sick and can't go, 4 of them get sick, so all the adults can go " Mean, huh? Don't think I wasn't thinking the same thing...