I think you should lose yourself in a mire of drinking then join AA. Everyone I know in AA met a nice husband.
Welcome back Painty. It's good to see you.
I'm eating sugar and G*d is punishing me. I will begin today to be on the straight and narrow.
My dog is on my nerves. My family is on my nerves. My job is on my nerves. I still like you guys.

I am missing Shots.

Kiwi is totally right that I wouldn't fit in at AA. I know they're normal as my friend is so normal and beautiful. She's a teacher. But I have no background in drinking. I actually took a sip of wine from the communion cup in an Episcopal church years ago and wasn't sure I could get back to my pew after. A SIP !!! Plus, I believe MANY of the AA-ers smoke. I hate smoking. Nobody hates it more than me.

I need 12 Steps for Goody-Two-Shoes.

Last night, my yoga class took a field trip to another yoga class. We went to a class taught by a woman who teaches in her home in her "yoga room." This room is over a multi-car garage and is as big as my house. Not kidding. My house is small but has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and such. She had cork floors, an assortment of pillows, blankets, mattresses, foam wedgie things for those who need the high-heel effect to squat. Was quite impressive. I love my yoga teacher so. She has none of that but has a gentle spirit and immense knowledge.

I am not kidding now .. Shots needs to come back here and post pictures of her wreath!!! NOW!! I am tired of waiting. Wonderful to see Painty back and for darling Bagz to join in. Since the tourists are not arriving on boats, who is she selling to? I want to get rich and go visit Bagz again. (Rich = have an income)

I is here, my most boadacious bovines! I am feeling a bit under the weather.. I have very bad ears and they are acting up..all clogged and painful..

I have pics of the wreath and my cwafty prwjects,,but must load some software,,since the laptop had crashed I forgot to load the G2 spot program..

The great Shotzarina has no words of wisdom to meet peoples..as I am in the same boat...in this foreign land of Nerth Caroliner...I joined the gym but people tend to sweat to themselves... hmmm our "best friends" are in recovery..one from drugs and one from alcohol...mighty fine people! They have been sober for 16 years... hmmm how about volunteer work cowie... I met lots of people when I was an EMT .. ?

Kiwi: Ihad a sharp pain in my hip when I was walking a great deal..worse when you press down on it..The doc said it was bursitis... I had to lay off it and take Alieve.. it worked ..pain gone. Maybe that's what you have?.. My friend Sue, who is single and in her 50s is very much in the Dog world.. She has Salukis and travels all about to shows and what not..she's met the majority of her friends that way... I am an old friend from where else...Work!

12 steps for Goody Two Shoes? I could join that! In my disfunctional family of origin that was always my label. Because I 1. Never got arrested for anything 2. All my children have the same father. 3. I married him. 4. Don't imbibe in illegal substances. Apparently I do all these things to make other ppl feel bad, even tho I never say a word to anyone else about the way they conduct their lives. This is why I'm not participating in my parent's Christmas Eve family gathering. I'm going to stop by early in the day to drop off my parent's gifts, then we're doing the immediate family and friends Christmas Eve party at our house. .... and of course I'll still feel guilty because I am woman, and a pox on me if I hurt anyones feelings. Bah. So I have issues. Whatya wanna make of it? :tantrum:

I'm wearing my slacks that fit perfectly 20 lbs. ago. They're polyester slacks, but good night nurse, they can only give so much. We go on the cruise Jan. 15th. Where will I find the next size up shorts in January? Then there will be all the dreaded picture taking they do onboard ship. Yikes.

Bagz, tell me about the ice molds.

Painty, no need to apologize, dear. We're just happy when you do stop in.

Ooop! Hi Schatzi! I almost missed you! sorry you've been under the weather.

OK. No body told me what Christmas CD to buy and now I've gone and thrown $15 away on a really bad cd- do not buy Elton John's Christmas Party. It's possibly the worst Christmas music ever except for a couple tracks that don't make my ears bleed. I hold you all responsible. Not really. It was an impulse buy at Starbuck's. That should teach me a lesson.

Oh pooor Wabby!!! Nothing worse than el crappo Christmas music...some of my favorites I got in the bargain bin... Der Bingle...(there's even a hawaiian Xmas tooo.Man a Hakalookie means merry Christmas blah blah) The Carpenters... Manheim Steamroller, I also like Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas Carols... Like Walkin Round in Womans Unnahwear ... from the I AM SANTA CD...

My ears still hurt..so what is DH subjecting me tooo???? Marilyn Manson 20 greatest hits...obviously not a Xmas CD... My old man taste in music runs to Coldplay, Linkin Park, Korn, Creed, Nickleback..where as mine runs to Captain and Tennille, Frank Sinatra, Enya.. Dean Martin and the 3 tenors...

I just returned from my first Step Aerobic class in 10 years. I was the Fattest Oldest Cow there.. sigh

I did not see Lush's so-very-sound-advice. I will pop into the kitchen and get the cooking wine. Barf. Just thinking about it is barfo.

The yoga teacher yesterday only played Kenny G Christmas stuff. Then when it was relaxation time, she played what I believe was belly dance music. My teacher said it was chants but .. didn't we used to have a belly dancing member??? I'm pretty sure we did.

hmmm...Goody 2 shoes...not me: my old Irish Grandpa, Capt John once told me

"Colleen (Yes, that's not my name) Ye'd give the deevil himself ulcers"

need I say more;)

i LOVE all of Amy Grant's christmas CD's----also like Kenny G and Roger Whittaker,Anne Murray,The Roches,i LOVE Kenny Loggin's cd---i have quite a collection---i also LOVE Vince Gill,Celine Dion's,and Bruce Cockburns and i LOVE the Chieftains----hmmmmmmmmmm-----i have Frank Sinata,Jack Jones, Tony Bennet,Loreena McKennit {to Drive the Cold Winter Away---a real favourite}-----i wouldn't have thought to buy Elton John Wabby---sorry i didn't answer quick enough----- i really do love Amy Grant though i must say---i think she has three christmas cds!!!xoxoox GOOD NIGHT!!! oh,i took shop pics,will load tomorrow! xoxox i am doing HOME displays in the morning!!

Oh, don't get me wrong, I've got nothing at all against AA folks; I just know that Peachie would feel very much out of place. It would be like my going to a meeting of recovering anorexics; I could not relate.

Oh my, I want to start an Events and Adventures club. I can't believe people will pay that much to have someone else plan their fun!

I can't even figure out where to put a tree in this dump. Last year we went to NC and didn't get a tree; the year before we didn't have a dog. I think the most appropriate place is in the dog pen (in the kitchen) with the gate closed and the dog outside it.

I don't have a favorite Christmas CD. Most of them don't thrill me. Alvin and the Chipmunks might be my favorite. :snowglo: I'm so deep.

The whole uptown area is wireless, Bagz? How cool!

Does everyone love all the new smilies? Someone requested a bunch of Christmas ones and boy, did Suzanne deliver!! :shocksn:

Hey, I should get some ice molds! There's something we have lots of -- freezing temps! Wow, is it ever cold today -- down to 9 degrees F last time I was in the car.

Bagz, you would have loved the show. They are going to do Jesus Christ Superstar for their Show Choir competition (that's where they do just a few of the songs from a production with some choreography, but the emphasis is on the choral quality). Then they are reviving the one-act play this spring for a competition festival (haven't done a dramatic play at the h.s. for years) and doing "Bang Bang You're Dead" which sounds hyper-emotional and difficult. Don't know if DD will be in that but I think she'll try out. She's already in Show Choir, but hasn't been assigned a solo yet.

Hi Lushie, I'm glad we're not on your nerves.

Peachie, you'll be glad to know that Jet is getting a little better, behavior-wise. Well, not perfect or anything, but better. She lost at least 2 baby teeth today. It was pretty funny -- she was standing with her head right in my lap chewing on a rubber toy and as she chomped down I watched a tooth just sort of peel off onto the toy. Most of them she eats, but I have collected 2. The astonishing thing is how fast the new teeth come in -- I expect to see them by tomorrow.

I have had bursitis before, debilitating bursitis, in my hip. This is different I think. I'm pretty sure it's arthritis. My mother has had both knees replaced, and my aunt has had her hips replaced. It's just a matter of time. But you're right, I shouldn't jump to conclusions, maybe I will actually visit a doc and have an x-ray.

Wab, I feel your pain. I used to get a raft of sh** just for being me. Then I stopped giving a sh**. Well, mostly, like you. I have a solution to your shorts problem on the cruise. I will take your place. You can stay home. Please, don't thank me, I live to serve.

Wow, that's some disparity between your and your DH's taste in music, Schotz!! He sounds like my DD...you sound like my sisters.

Peachie, cooking wine is, in fact, barf. You wanta start drinking, you will have to come back up north here and Bagz and I will take you under our wing. Right, Bagzie? I suggest straight scotch to start with, what do you think, Bagz?

:lol:

Do you think I will ever post this missive?

I took belly dancing in college. It wasn't my major.

I love the Roches. They have a Christmas album? I remember hearing one Christmas song from them. Great suggestions, Bagz. What else -- oh, that Springsteen song. Oh and Willie Nelson. Uh-huh, I did say that.

I'm done. I'm so hungry I'm going to either eat the dog treats on the desk in front of me or go get a snack. Oh yeah, the dog ate my homework today. Well, she ate 2 sheets of card stock I was going to print cards on.

Kiwi

[QUOTE=Wabby] Apparently I do all these things to make other ppl feel bad, [QUOTE]

Me too. I am sick, sick, sick of the family thing. We are the normal ones and everyone else is out screwing up their lives and somehow we're to blame when relationships become strained. Ach.

I feel the BEST Christmas album is Johnny Mathis.

I'm still cranky. I did not go off sugar as promised. Tomorrow is another day.

Gads, you cows are all so energetic, posting away and listening to Christmas music. I think i would use Elton John's Christmas party CD's to line my birdcage. I used to like him, but he's a bit much for me now.

I got about 4 hours sleep on Tuesday night so I went to bed early last night and got about 7 hours and sleep and I'm still JUST AS TIRED. No difference at all. I feel like a zombie.

Must go knit something.

:snowglo:

Ohhhhhh I Like Johnny----i Think I Would Like Sam Cook Too---i Just Heard A Jewel Song---she Sounded So Gorgeous I Went Right To Amazon And Ordered The Cd------------i Agree,kiwonk-----peachers Neeeeeds To Drink----remember When I Made Margies And We Let Her Taste One !!!! I Believe We Had To Drink Them All------i Would Kill To Hear Your Daughter Sing---"i Don't Know How To Love Him"------divine!!

that is a beautiful song. I think all these Cow-daughters should sing it (Kiwi's and Bagz's and .. Lush's??) and LET ME HEAR IT>

Kiwi, if you have the New Yorker, Nov. 28, medicine cabinet on the cover, read "Shouts and Murmurs." Hirlarious College Essay .. !

My DD has her mother's singing talent. None. The new DIL has the voice of an angel. I'll send her right over.

So Sugar, why did you only get 4 hrs. sleep? Knitting or insomnia?

Schatz, I am soooo impressed that you're out there steppin' w/ the young uns. Oldest you can't change, (unless you invite me along) but if you keep it up you won't be the fattest. :mrsclaus:

I love it when you're cranky, Lush. It makes me feel more normal.

I still haven't decorated a single Christmas thing. The decorations are in the basement and I've asked DH to go get them, but he hasn't, and you know what could be lurking in the basement!!!I still haven't stepped foot down there since my exterminator hero man was here.

My hip is fine, but I've got a stiff neck today. Old age is the pits, eh Kiwi?