[FONT-courier new]Good morning, Darling Cousins. It's only 6:30 and I have nothing to do until 11:00 when the orthodontist has invited us to his office. I could be asleep. But NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Herbie just had to LET ME KNOW that the CAT (myyyy cat) is sharpening its claws on the carpet. "Maybe it wants to get declawed," he said.
So I had to hawl myself out of bed, find the carpet samples we bought for the cat to play with, move them from where Herbie's maid hid them and now I'm wide awake.
Does this seem like an emergency to y'all? Cat, carpet ... eggs, bacon. And I had to actually SAY TO HERBIE, "No, he doesn't want to be declawed," like maybe I speak cat and he doesn't and I have to rouse myself from the sheets to interpret.
That's it. That's all I have to say. I'm going to exercise now. Got that Bagzie????? EXERCISE. We'll show those thin little Canadians a thing or two!l[/FONT]