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It's true--people won't vote for someone who tells them the whole truth.
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OK, Kiwi! I'm ready to trade dh's right about now. Here's the deal: You give me the coordinates on the sailboat, and I'll arrange the rest. Why do men have to be so darn difficult? I'm going to go to bed before someone around here gets hurt. :devil: |
SUGAR!!! they have a new reality show called "Wife Swap"!!!! here's your chance to get rich and famous!!!! start up the Husband Swap Series!!!!-----------You better not ask advice from me ---i'm on my second husband!!!---the second time was a charm,so mention that to the dh and see how he likes that one!!! you too kiwonk!!!!----------i am sure they are perfectly lovely husbands on their good days!!! but you do get a bit jaded as you realize that THIS is it and if you don't like the looks of "forever" nows the time to figure it out!!! {since we are still so young and gorgeous}---------useless blathering i am sure but i just thought i'd weigh in on the husband scene!!! xoxoxo ;) ;) ;)
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Hmmm- re:husbands ---- I think in general it's less work to overhaul the ones we've got than to get a new one. Just too much work for essentially the same result.
I think I'm getting ready to get some weight off. I don't like being chunky. It's either get some weight off or go buy some new jeans. I wouldn't mind buying jeans, but not one size bigger. |
A Dove bar sabotaged me on the way past the pantry.
I liked Clinton, too. And I think most men would prefer the bj. Though if they thought about it, like clinton, they could have as many as they wanted AFTER they were leader of the free world. I hope nobody's in Ivan's path. Batten down the hatches. I gotta get back to work. I'd rather take a nap. I never thought about my job as "refurbishing OTHER people's husbands/wives" before. No wonder I'm tired. |
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Today was DD's first day teaching guitar. She had 2 little girls, one 7 and the other about 9 or 10. One was very shy, the other never stopped talking. She's going to have some fun with this! She'll have a 3rd girl next week (they are all separate lessons). The 9-yr-old wants to learn to play "Red Neck Woman" :lol: I had lobster yesterday at the 65th b-day (no, it was not my birthday, thank you) party. Only had half of one, but I have been paying for it all day. Whew, never encountered such a gaseous sea creature before in my life... :eek: Thanks, I knew you'd want me to share. Kiwi |
News Flash: I'm still chunky and I still don't like it.
Peach must be busy w/ the new job. She's neglecting her duties here. I had planned on getting major things accomplished while DH is gone, but so far I've just been watching a lot of tv and eating. I think I may be depressed. I don't know, I'm too depressed to do anything about it. Kiwonker, I never knew Lobster had that effect. Thanks for the warning. Somebody come and entertain me. :^: I forgot to mention that DS is still home while DH is gone. Just in case Mr. Internet stalker wanted to know. His knickname is Trigger Happy. And of course my neighbor Rifleman Bob is keepin an eye on things too. :lol: Hey, all you cows dissed Oprah and now we didn't get our cars. :nono: And this is why I'm feeling sorry for myself--- No pictures of DH on the website, but you get the idea-- He drives an immigrant wagon in this -- www.happycanyon.com |
wow wabby!!! is that your man with the thong riding the horse!!! he's hot!!!----i feel bad that you are here in cyberspace all alone,but i have to go see my friend with the colon cancer---she just saw the oncologist yesterday and she is scheduled for six months of chemo---she is depressed--------anyway-----------LOVE the Happy Pics!!! :lol: :lol:
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Boy, talk about happy!
I KNEW there was some reason I wanted to move to Oregon. :lol: May still do it one of these days. Who knows what the future holds? :o
Dead tired as usual and off to bed. See yas! :smug: |
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Well, I'm not getting anything done slavering over young hunks, so :wave: Oh yeah, my cousin sent me this little tidbit of wisdom. I'm totally behind this idea: Quote:
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Wild Cow Milking?
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HI. Yes. I am in the Ivan path. I have $244 worth of canned food, juice, water, chocoalte and extra underwear as they say the power could be off for three or four weeks. I wonder how I am to wash my hair. So if you don't hear from me, it's because my hair is dirty. I went to work Monday but Tuesday it was locked up. That's today. Schools are closed through Thursday already. That's it. Signing out.
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Ivan
Be safe, Peachy!
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Batten down those hatches!!! This hurricane thing is getting totally out of hand!!! Are you sure you don't prefer earthquakes?
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Here's a tip for Peachy: fill your bathtub with water.
Really, I hope everything will be okay. I guess you're not close enough to a danger area to evacuate. Well, if you can, come back and let us know what's going on. DD's schedule has already caught up with her; she came home this afternoon, made a cup of tea and went up to bed. Sniffling all the way. Later gators Kiwi |
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