I want to stay fat because.....
 

I want to stay fat because

1. I love it when my pants wear out between the thighs!!
2. I love not being able to walk up a flight of stairs
3. not fitting in a seat
4. having my boobs break out of my bra
5. having my gut hang over onto my lap so nobody can see it
6. enjoying being the biggest one in the family and every one leave me out as i can not run or jump like the rest
7. having to get a crow bar to get the bike seat out of my but
8. having the sidewalk to my self as nobody can walk beside me
9. all my clothes have a dirt spot at the boobs and the stomach
10. having a belly button i have to search for
11. not going shopping as I hate to look in the mirror and see what I look like
12. not going swimming even on a very hot day as I do not want anybody to see me in a bathing suit



OK I got a good start come on and post some other reasons not to lose weight

13.) So I can remain invisible to members of the opposite sex

Good one!!

14. Having my underwear and stockings roll under my gut!
15. clearing the stairs whne I go down.

16 so I don't have to try new things
17 So I have to sit in regular seats at a restaurant not the booth

cuz I like all my old baggy clothes.

I like having a place to hide stuff under the bottom roll of tummy.

I always get the big comfy chair... and never the unpadded one... or the floor.

Always tugging on my shirt to make sure that noone can see my stomach peeking out from below it!

Hey Ladies

I was inspired to write one of my own.

I like staying fat because I love feeling uncomfortable in my own skin.
I love the feeling of a too full stomach after binging.
I really love the guilt feelings after eating too much food or binging.

thanks for letting me get this off my chest

Cyan

How about.....

#25. I want to stay fat so that I can continue to get full use out of my maternity clothes...... 2 years AFTER pregnancy!

:lol: I wonder if I should be crying here instead, since its the sad, sad truth! :lol:

#26: I can get a 15-minute, high-intensity aerobic workout just putting on my pants!

because I like it when someone asks "Are you pregnant again already? ( I have a 10 month old) :mad:

because I want to be thin before I die... but I'm not ready to die.

I HATE tying my own shoelaces...especially in public.
I love the looks I get at an "all you can eat" buffet restaurant.
****,I didn't WANT to go to the prom anyway.

Because I love hearing how I have "such a pretty face"

Its easier than trying to deal with losing weight.
Its easier than feeling.
I already have the clothes for it :lol3: (not really I don't have anything bigger than a 16 right now :yikes: )

Chris

Hey Randi, How have you been? And I hate that too! You still have such a pretty face :p

I hate when you can't close the weight machine all the way at the gym cause the boobage gets in the way.

Or sitting at a booth (or squeezing into it) with the boobage sitting on the table (hence the spots on the shirts)

Or the fear that a child in the middle of the store standing next to its skinny mama will blurt out "boy she's fat"

Or going the doctor and putting on that stupid gown that tears before you finish trying to put in on half your body.

boy that felt good :D

:lol: Hiya Donna! It does feel good to get it out doesn't it? This is one of my favorite threads!

I love it when my son says "Mom, don't worry, I don't think your fat just because the kids in my school say you are" :(

Or when people who haven't seen me in a while ask me when I am due. My baby was born 11 mo. ago. :bb:

Or when I am told "you need to get some exercise" by someone who barely knows me. :mad:

What a great thread!

Oh one more!! This is GREAT
 

Because I like wearing clothes ALL the time. :o

:lol: You just reminded me of another one:

Because I love being intimate.......but only in the dark :lol:

This is my favorite thread!!!!
 

I can't help it I keep thinking of more! :lol:

.......because I like having to research rides to find out what the wt. limit is... like the bumper boats. Would hate to be the one to sink one.

one more...
 

Because I really didn't want that cute size 8 outfit I saw today

Because I love having every new guy I meet shy away in fear until I mention my SO because he's afraid the "fat girl" is going to hit on him.

There's a guy in my office who is rude to me to this day because, for some reason, when I 1st came to work here he got the mistaken impression that I "wanted" him. Sigh....

Gosh when I started this. I had no idea how much this would move me and you others. I am sitting here with tears in my eyes feeling with all of you.

I want to stay fat becasuse I love having to put anti perspirant not only under the arms but under the gut and boobs as well.

because I love looking 10 - 15 years older than my older sister.

because I can not stand shoppping for clothes

because i love the feeling of trying to pick the bike seat out of your but like it was being born!

I love the pain I feel (feet, legs back) have after a long day even with the expensive shoes and inserts.

I saw this thread and though..hmmmm sounds interesting. So, I clicked on it and I have found myself laughing and relating to all of you. I also thought I'd contribute:
I want to stay fat because...

My maternity clothes from that last pregnancy are just so comfortable....

If I lost weight what a waste of money it would be to throw all my fat clothes away and buy new "skinny" clothes.

If I were skinny, I might freeze to death in the winter.

Thanks for this awesome thread. It made my day! I actually had a baby 13 days ago so I actually am still wearing maternity clothes. I am also starting a modified Adkins diet. I'm not cutting the carbs drastically, but I'm watching them closely. I gained 52 pounds with my pregnancy (it was my 3rd baby) and he weighed 9lb 3oz and was 3 weeks early! I already feel like I've lost weight, but with that size baby I better have at least lost 9 pounds!!! It's nice to see my feet again and better yet, I can even reach them!!!

Lisa