I want to stay fat because.....
 

I want to stay fat because

1. I love it when my pants wear out between the thighs!!
2. I love not being able to walk up a flight of stairs
3. not fitting in a seat
4. having my boobs break out of my bra
5. having my gut hang over onto my lap so nobody can see it
6. enjoying being the biggest one in the family and every one leave me out as i can not run or jump like the rest
7. having to get a crow bar to get the bike seat out of my but
8. having the sidewalk to my self as nobody can walk beside me
9. all my clothes have a dirt spot at the boobs and the stomach
10. having a belly button i have to search for
11. not going shopping as I hate to look in the mirror and see what I look like
12. not going swimming even on a very hot day as I do not want anybody to see me in a bathing suit



OK I got a good start come on and post some other reasons not to lose weight

13.) So I can remain invisible to members of the opposite sex

Good one!!

14. Having my underwear and stockings roll under my gut!
15. clearing the stairs whne I go down.

16 so I don't have to try new things
17 So I have to sit in regular seats at a restaurant not the booth

cuz I like all my old baggy clothes.

I like having a place to hide stuff under the bottom roll of tummy.

I always get the big comfy chair... and never the unpadded one... or the floor.

Always tugging on my shirt to make sure that noone can see my stomach peeking out from below it!

Hey Ladies

I was inspired to write one of my own.

I like staying fat because I love feeling uncomfortable in my own skin.
I love the feeling of a too full stomach after binging.
I really love the guilt feelings after eating too much food or binging.

thanks for letting me get this off my chest

Cyan

How about.....

#25. I want to stay fat so that I can continue to get full use out of my maternity clothes...... 2 years AFTER pregnancy!

:lol: I wonder if I should be crying here instead, since its the sad, sad truth! :lol:

#26: I can get a 15-minute, high-intensity aerobic workout just putting on my pants!

because I like it when someone asks "Are you pregnant again already? ( I have a 10 month old) :mad:

because I want to be thin before I die... but I'm not ready to die.

I HATE tying my own shoelaces...especially in public.
I love the looks I get at an "all you can eat" buffet restaurant.
****,I didn't WANT to go to the prom anyway.

Because I love hearing how I have "such a pretty face"

Its easier than trying to deal with losing weight.
Its easier than feeling.
I already have the clothes for it :lol3: (not really I don't have anything bigger than a 16 right now :yikes: )

Chris