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Old 07-21-2004, 02:33 PM   #46  
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These are great!!!
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Old 07-21-2004, 07:31 PM   #47  
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Ok, getting caught up on these jokes.

I am apparently in the 2%. I had a Koala eating an apple in Denmark.
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:16 PM   #48  
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! CHILDREN!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

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Old 07-29-2004, 11:46 PM   #49  
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Positive thought for the day...

When you feel that nobody loves you,
nobody cares for you,
and everyone is ignoring you,
u should start asking yourself...

AM I TOO SEXY?


come on now JL nod your head in agreement!
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hee-hee....that was funny!
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Old 07-30-2004, 07:02 PM   #51  
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GOOD MORNING
> >
> > My face in the mirror
> >Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
> >My house isn't dirty.
> >The cobwebs are gone.
> >My garden looks lovely
> >And so does my lawn.
> >I think I might never
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> > _____
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> >Put my glasses back on.


thinking of you Jana with your new glasses
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Old 08-14-2004, 03:19 AM   #52  
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THE 5 STAGES OF A FEMALE'S LIFE

1. To Grow Up

2. To Fill Out

3. To Slim Down

4. To Hold It In

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5. To Heck with it


I'm at stage five!!
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Old 08-14-2004, 11:40 AM   #53  
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That's cute Angie

Marti~I think I go through all the stages all the time, well except for #5-I refuse to give up yet but do have days where I say to heck with it for today! I also refuse to grow up, but definitely have filled out! Now trying to slim down and hold it in!
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