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  • Kiwi, your title was so good, I just had to use it.

    Hey Just Kim, I like you. Of course, I'm the sweet one. Not a mean bone in my body. I also like the fact that you spelled desert wrong. Any woman who has desserts on the brain is ok in my book.

    I'm a year older and still fat.

    I lived in sin w/ DH for one month before the wedding. We'd closed on our house and we didn't want to both have to pay another months rent on our separate quarters. Although it really wasn't too scandalous because we'd already been together for 5 years. I hope I don't end up in h*ll for that one month.
  • NO QUESTION ABOUT ****---WE ARE ALL HEADING THERE ON A GREASED POLE---actually ,i have met some of the people who say "they" are going to heaven-----i have no problem avoiding them here,so why would i want to run into them in the hereafter------if there is no food in the afterlife=-------WHY ARE WE SO BUSY DEPRIVING OURSELVES HERE??????WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE------IF WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE TO STARVE-----WHY NOT FILL UP NOW!!!! ON CHEESESTEAKS AND DORITOS AND CROISSANTS AND BUNCO BUFFETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY WABBY!

    Am I too late? I thought you were coming back on Friday because your birthday was on Thursday. Guess I missed a day in there somewhere

    Hope you ate lots of
  • hey miamoooooooooo---i live in atlantic canada---on the coast,in the fog,under a snowbank------------close to Kiwi in the mainewoods[snowbanks]-----------------wABBYY what did you eat for b'day????and DRINK,most importantly---did you stay "OP" --hahahahahahahah
  • Yes ma'am I stayed on my very own program. Let's see- what was on the birthday menu? I had Raviolli Portobello, salad & breadsticks for lunch, washed down w/ wine & a chocolate birthday cake. Then for dinner, DH & I went down to Mike's greasy hamburger joint for a Swiss & mushroom burger, along w/ banana shakes. We're going out tonight to celebrate both my birthday & DD's too (she's 23 on friday) at Gustaf's. Tonight w/ be cheese fondue & German food. I'm a blimp.
  • You guys are such bad influences.

    My shoulder hurts. I think Lush passed it on to me. I'm sure I have bursitis again, but since I haven't called the doctor back to set up an appt. for a physical, I will probably never know. Anyway, why pay someone else to tell me what I already know? Ibuprofen and stop hanging on the computer all day.

    Bagzie, that ain't miamoo, that's kim, if I remember correctly. Did you see the little scandal going on about someone who posted as someone else (at the top of the list of threads). Can you imagine anyone doing that? Not me of course

    Sugar Dumpling, you didn't email anything to MEEEEEE (whine)

    Kiwi

  • I went and read it Kiwi. It's about having off-topic topic dissapear. I don't think things should dissapear. I like pears.

    I subbed today for the first time with first graders. The teachers posted rules included "Clean up after your on mess."


    Don't whine Kiwi. Stand proud. YOU are an American!!!
  • YOU SUBSTITUTE TAUGHT FIRST GRADERS??!! Wow, that must have been fun... I think you're catching on to that "optional spelling" program they have there--soon your ability to spell will entirely "dissapear"
  • Did too!
    I did mail ya along with the other cows, Kiwi! Everyone else answered so I thought you were just ignoring me. HA HA! Only kidding! Didn't Peachy send you a mail that never got there? I also have this feeling we're missing some mail too. Various people have said they mailed us and we haven't gotten anything and I've sent out some mail with no response. Stupid ISP. Shall I send the mail again. Kiwie? Aha! I just looked and the address (that I had from some old group mail) I sent it to was different than the one in my address book. It was missing the "fj" part. Does this mean I sent it to someone else? Once I sent you one and some other family replied back!

    Peaches and first graders! Can't you just picture it? I'm sure you were *wonderful* Peachy. Did they all love you and want to sit on your lap and hear a story?

    I sent Stevie's kids an e-card for their birthdays (3 years apart, one April 6, one April 7. How's that for timing?) and Stevie said the 1 yo spent the whole weekend throwing up and missed his own first birthday and the 4 yo thought *all* the presents were for him. I can relate.
  • Sugar, the way to an old boyfriends heart is through the kids! I'm shocked.

    It's friday and I have no weekend plans. I think I'll plan on some margies tonight. Bagzie? will you join me?

    Peaches, did all the little first grade boys fall in love with you?
  • Pick me!
    I'll have Margies with you, Wabbit. Or maybe just cold beer, we're on a budget.

    Well, I'm glad you cleared up that mystery, Sugar. What did the other Crosby family say to you? I think I will email everyone here so they can stick my real address in their address book. I wouldn't want to miss any good stuff!

    I want to hear about the 1st graders, Peaches -- give!

    Guess what--I'm going to the Garden Show tomorrow!! I can hardly wait to breathe deep in there.

    Kiwi
  • I only met Sadaam Husein once at a party of a mutual friend. I knew then that his homes would be garish. Such a total lack of taste was beyond my imagination however.

    By the way, have any of you lost any weight? My advice is no good if you don't follow it.
  • margueritaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    large times of course i had margies last night at the mexican restaurant----------first time in AGES----the steppers have left for Denver and the house needs a good "flywashing" hehahe4hahehehaeh-------did they PAY you for subbing Peachers??? I HOPE so!!! was that "volunteer"---did you have to have a criminal check to work at the school??? we have to up here in skankville------------wabby----your food choices are divine----i have decided that you can't eat when you die,so it's best to get all you can while you can---especially the GOOD stuff
  • Yes, I was paid almost as much as I paid THEM to check my criminal history. You have to get your fingerprints processed.

    STOP EATING BAGZILLA!!!! STOP STOP STOP NOWWWW
  • Oh noooooooooo
    I ruined my post!! Hit the wrong button and erased it.

    That's typical, Peaches -- they make you pay to check up on you. Did they at least give you copies of your fingerprints so you can use them for Christmas cards?

    Bagz, step away from the !!! Go clean the hair out of the bathtub, or something...

    Went to the Garden Show today -- actually got up at 7:30am and drove 75 miles to meet up with my last remaining real-life friend (I did in all the rest of them -- remember the axe murderer, Peaches?). We had a lovely time -- had a great lunch, saw very cool landscaping, beautiful flower arrangements, booths of neat stuff, a whole room full of stuff to buy (which I didn't, seeing's how DH still does not have a job). Then, as I was too tired to go to a movie, I visited the Humane Society and talked to all the kitties and doggies and then drove home.


    Isn't that just
    peachy?

    Kiwi-colored Kaltighanna