The real question
 

Goobers, indeed. That's just the way Dusty would talk.

Very suspicious.

I second that.

This is so mean!
The overwhelming grief of my life is that the Dusty Graduation poem is beyond retrieval. In only two years, my daughter will be graduating and I'll have to launch her into the world without Dusty's inspiring freeform verse. Peaches, you should be more careful, people aren't feeling too kindly toward Floridians, now that we're buddy-buddy with Canada again.