memo from Sugar re: my boring life
 

Just posting to let you all know I'm still alive but boring as h*ll and have nothing interesting to say.


:D ;) :p :dizzy:

What?
 

That dried up old toad, Letty, is 56??? Sheesh, and I wanted advice from her? Not that she ever replied. Probably busy with her latest plastic surgery. You suppose she's had any vital organs suctioned out yet?

And now she's got a waif-like friend, Marcella? What are these emaciated people doing on 3FATchicks, anyway? Do they lead exercise classes or something? They sound like that Karen character on Will and Grace.

Gotta go round up my 49 children and hasten to this morning's revival. Woo Glory!

Spandy

You, Spandy, are no lady.

Wabby, I'm listening to NPR. Do you trim your cows' hooves?

it is still snowing here-----it has not stopped snowing since Boxing Day---i can't find the steps to get out of the house. i will have to miss mass. who is the patron saint to pray for the cessation of precipitation? kiwi, i hope you are not in this snowy mess----have a ball at the Recital---I LOVE those WAY more than basketball games!!! xoxoxo fat tankasauraus reximus arsimus

hey marcie----i am trying your crispy crunchy snack and it's delicious-----Ice chips!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMM!!! you should market these!!!!

fat tankasauraus reximus arsimus !!!!!! I want to get valentine cards made out that way... have you been reading Fly? Some MAN wrote her to tell her to quit telling his wife to throw out her old clothes and get new BIGGGER ONES. He said he wants her to look at those small clothes everytime she opens the closet. I think Fly took out a contract on him.

i hear Fly is a "big girl"---is this true??

About the size of Dusty, I'd say.

ARen't you all so excited about my future house? It is SO DARLING AND CUTE and small. It is too small for you to all come to but you may send gifts. I need Amish/Mennonite quilts; German painting or clocks; dozens of Canadian cut glass thingies; Northwest American bedsteads (ds badly needs a bed); and a Maineian moose fur throw.

No one called to tell me any bad news so I am supposing ds did not fall in a hole. Herbie is being polite. On his birthday, he and I are going to see Rent. I have gifts for him from the Dogpatch Antique Mart. An antique screwdriver and an antique books on salesmanship. "If a housewife tells you she doesn't need anything, ignore and display." He probably read it as a kid.

I am sending hugs to my favorite little cow, Sugar.
:wizard: This is an upside down ice cream cone.

The boys are back and no one fell in the hole. One dad got stuck in a tunnel. But Best Of All, these Florida boys MADE SNOWBALLS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES!!! and they saw a little bat

You will check my profile and notice that I, Letty Morgan Lowell Reynolds Widener Dupont, am no where near 56. Marcella, on the other hand, was my babysitter when I was a child. Her governess used to pay my governess allow her to come and sit with me when I was just a tiny child. She was always such a backward child, she was never able to make any friends. Her governess thought that she could buy friends and make some priceless connections.
I must run. The DAR is meeting tonight. I love our meetings.

Letty, how many times have you been married? LMWRWD???

Any how ... after marcella said that about you, I checked your profile and it said 1947. In other words, you are busted LETTYLIMB .... you are older than the hills. How old are your kids? You know it's not right for older women to bear children.

Check my profile, it says no such thing
 

Peaches, you sad, sad person. My profile says no such thing. I agree with you, women should not have children past the age of 25. It is unseemly. I have no children. That is why I look so great. I can spend all my money on myself. My money, by the way, is considerable because I've chosen my husbands well. Poor Marcella, she moves from poolboy to tennis pro. She never makes the right connection. And she is the talk of the club.
tsk,tsk.

I'm laughing!
 

:grouphug: :goodvibes :goodvibes

#$@$!! It wouldn't print the whole quote wherein Letty talks about Felicia's return from Sweet Briar and how they're going abroad. Who The Heck is FELICIA if not a dd who is being denied now that the truth is out about Letty-Stick's age???????

I think this is disgusting. The girl can afford a therapist, I suppose, but that is no excuse for such coldness. I am disappointed and am throwing out that pink-sand eyeshadow Letty recommended a few years ago.

sad
 

Oh, you sad, sorry woman. You have nothing better to do?
Felicia is my ward. She is a descends from the Russian Royal family and, as a result, her fortune has been all but lost. If you read T&C you would know this story as it was profiled extensivelywhen Felicia left for Sweet Briar several years ago.
She is such a lovely girl with many excellent prospects.
I'm so proud of her.