Ruth: I am sure you didn't find it funny, but it sounded like a pet rodeo going on at your house this morning and I got the giggles. I find my pets are more exhausting then my kids were when they were toddlers!

Jack has his surgery consult, but we don't have a surgery date yet until we talk with him on Tuesday.
Sunny: Jack wasn't much of a doctor goer until he had his heart attack in 2003 and I guess unrelenting pain will change your mind! I just feel so sorry for him because he just seems to have one thing after another lately. I thought the taco bake sounded yummy too. Jack loves those taco salad shells you bake in the oven so I thought I would just put the meat mixture, extra onion and some ff cheese in one for him. He doesn't like all the good stuff like the olives and sour cream and such. He is such a purist!

Of course, to do that, I have to go shopping first. I had a moment of panic yesterday thinking they would keep Jack in the hospital all the family would show up and my fridge and pantry looked like a college student on a budget since I cleaned out all the bad stuff.
Emilie: I try and let Jack sleep in on the weekends, but my internal alarm clock never lets me go past 6 AM! Sometimes if I have had a late night I have to just curl up on the bed in the afternoon for a nap, but I'll be darned if I can go back to sleep past 6 and I usually get up at 5 or so every morning and we have no kids and the pets stay in bed as long as we are in bed. We just have wacky hours because Jack works 7-3 so he gets up at 5:15 AM and I usually get up with him. If I don't my yorkie (who is sitting by the back door wanting out onto the deck to sniff around at the moment) comes bounding up the stairs the minute Jack leaves for work and sits on the floor and either whines or does these little woofs at me so I will get out of bed and pick him up and put him on the bed. I spent $50 on a stupid set of stairs for the goofy thing, but he is scared to use them! {{{SIGH}}}

By the time I am out of bed, I say to heck with it, make the bed and take the laundry down stairs and start my day.
Schatzi: Oh, I would KILL Fortune if he did the poop roll. Fortunately, I think he could be a gay dog. He is pretty prissy!

Course, it may be because we removed his manhood when he was a puppy so he is confused about gender....

We lived in an apartment when we bought him. We lived in Northwest Indiana at the time and it was the dead of winter. We couldn't take him out in the snow to go to the bathroom because he would disappear under the snow (he weighed a lb) so carried him down to the chain link fencing at the end of the complex and had shoveled out a section where he could walk and go poo. Since then, he won't go unless he can go against something ie, a fence, a wall, whatever. If I let him out into the back (we live in a condo so have just a small deck area/patio) he will only go against the privacy fence or the back of the wall of the condo or the wall of the garage. I have to say it is easy to clean up and no one ever accidently steps in it because it is always out of the walkway!

If we take him for a walk, he won't poo in someone's yard etc because it is out in the open!
Nessa: Hope you have a super weekend!
Sarah: My husband grew up in southern New Mexico and is a big Texas fan so I am sure he will be rooting for them. Really the only team he consistently roots against is Notre Dame, which he hates. Funny, he married a gal that grew up about 20 miles south of South Bend and his son and dil live 4 blocks from the college with the golden dome! I imagine it is some kind of retribution....

My son and all my family are big ND fans so when we go up there to visit during college football season Jack programs his computer to play the opposing teams fight song when them make a touch down!

The man has an evil side!
Well, the phone hasn't rung this morning so I guess Jack is doing ok. The day of payday (which is today) they get an hour for lunch instead of 30 minutes so I may call at 11 and see if he is doing ok and the headache has gone away. He ran out of lLean Cuisine meals and it is still too hot to start back on his Slimfast so he had a turkey sandwich packed for lunch today. His plant is out in timbuktu so there is not way to go anywhere for lunch even with having an hour.
Hope everyone has a fun weekend. We are finishing up the honey do list I have for Jack of thinks I need done and can't do myself and the dreaded commissary. Going to our Naval commissary is like playing bumper pool with old people on their scooters and I am the ball!

They are either blocking the aisles with the scooters while they visit, fighting over which detergent to buy with their spouse and blocking the aisles, or running you down with the dumb scooter.

Then if you are dumb enough to have gone either around SS check time or Navy payday, you stand in line for 30 minutes or more to get to a checkout! I always look forward to it so!
Faye