Monday Snork!
How do these people survive?
> >ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you >could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half >dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager >at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or >twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can >order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six >McNuggets > > TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few >items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I >picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register >and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the >girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking >it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar >code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her >"I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said >"OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had >just happened. > >THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her >floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what >she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept >asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy" > >FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her >car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have >replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into >my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) >would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, >too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it >and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the >door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the >batteries. It's a long walk." > >FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. >One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost >out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," >the secretary told her With that, the intern took her last remaining >blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make >five "blank" copies. > >SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home >was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of >repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." >I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had >set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. > >SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central >office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have >problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in >one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming >from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" > >EIGHT Police in Radnor , Pa. , interrogated a suspect by placing a >metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy >machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police >pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't >telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect >confessed. > > > NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she >needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. >The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be >fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: >Rush him in to emergency > >Life is tough. > >It's tougher if you're stupid > |
:rofl: :lol3: Sometimes I wonder how some folks manage to get through life!! (and that includes me! )
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Geesh!! Scary! People can be so stupid. What's even scarier is that I've had a few too many of my own "stupid moments" !!! :lol: :rofl:
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That is too funny!
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