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Ruthxxx 01-30-2006 08:16 AM

*** Monday SNORK ***
 
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At the 80yr olds next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...............And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

nasus40 01-30-2006 09:01 PM

ROTFLPIMP Guess what I am doing with my 17 year old!!!

kyemom 01-31-2006 09:16 AM

LOL..that is cute


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