Sneeze ** SNORK **

  • A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
    section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped
    her nose, then visibly shuddered and shook for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
    sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered quite
    violently once more.

    Assuming the woman might have a cold that caused the sneezing, the man
    was still curious about the shuddering, but went back to his book.

    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before,
    she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shook even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and
    asked, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
    wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"

    "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied in a soft voice. "I
    have a very rare medical condition. When I sneeze, I have an . . .
    orgasm."

    The man, now more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've
    never heard of a condition like that before," he said. "Are you taking
    anything for it?"

    "Yes," the woman replied. "Pepper."
  • pass the pepper please.
  • Hmmmm - maybe she could see if she can get the Dutchess's cook from "Alice" to come work for her. I bet she'd love her cooking!
  • Ha ha ha ha ha!!!