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Toward the end of the services, the Minister asked the congregation,
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>"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
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>80% held up their hands.
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>The Minister then repeated his question.
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>All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
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>"Mrs. Jones?
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>Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
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>"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
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>"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
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>"Ninety-eight." she replied.
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>"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
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>person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
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>The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
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>congregation, and said:
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>"I outlived the *****es."