Pet Thread: Part II
Rats! I know there is a Pet Thread somewhere...but my search was unsuccessful... I got this "Open Letter to my Dogs and Cats" in an email... just wanted to share it with all you pet lovin' chicks!
Subject: Open Letter to My Dogs and Cats Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king- size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: "Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets": 1. They live here.....; You don't. 2 If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, He/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, won't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children! "LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE MAKING PLANS FOR THE FUTURE. " GARFIELD". |
OOHH!!! I love this, its soo cute! I'm glad I'm not the only person who has sleeping arrangement problems with their pets. While my cat is happy curl up next to me, my dog insists on taking 3/4 of the bed, and if she thinks I'm taking up too much space (which is most of the time) she will get up in a huff and go sleep on "her" couch..brat!! :)
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Me too...and I have 2 Great Danes!!!!!
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:) So cute :) Thanks for posting it!
New baby likes the camera. I told her I was taking some pics for you girls and she was all up in it!!! |
Jenn --- She is soooo cute! What's baby's name?
Pearsy---I Know what you mean , I have a King size bed, and with 2 little cairn terriers that think they are Great Danes,! Speaking of Great Danes, GADZOOKS Kyemom, 2!!! My aunt loves great danes, always has at least one..growing up they were always at our tiny cape cod house.. Sampson and Delialah (sp), I thought those were great names for such majestic dogs. |
How to clean the toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog |
Schatzi -- She's Aimee (MeMe). We also have a JoJo :)
ps, Garfield ripped off John Lennon's line "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans..." Love it! |
"No secret exit from the bathroom" :lol:
So true. My kitty thinks the toilet is quite facinating. While I'm sitting on it :o ! She pushes my legs aside and tries to check it out. (TMI?) She can't figure out what's going on and has to try to stick her head closer to see. Please, it's not that exciting trust me. She can even open the bathroom door unless I lock it so I get no privacy. I distract her with some toilet paper while I'm doing my business. Love the cat wash idea. Sarah |
My Great Danes are named Tynee & Bobbee Socks!!!! The girls @ the vet call her Tynee who is not so Tiny!!!
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