[Ruthxxx]

That should get lots of read counts!
This one just seemed appropriate for Hump Day.
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A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch
one night.

Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him
off the porch and into the bushes.

He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "For having such a little pecker."

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other
side of the porch and into the bushes.

She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"

He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."

[Kelster2]

Ruth, you are so much fun!

Thanks for the smile for my day!

Kel

[Sheba's Mom]

Thanks for the smile Ruth.

[Jen415]

Good one Ruth!!

[Schatzi]

Cute ONE !!!!!!

[little chick]

great one.

[jenne1017]

ewwwwww

[Bamiegurl]

ROTFLMBOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a good one!

[angelshine90]

hhahahahhah I needed that thanks ruth

[fl_mom]

I had to read it hubby, he loved it too LOL

[Ruthxxx]

HAHAHAHAHA! 122 people just had to read it in case they could be offended! That slays me!

[ellis]

Ruth... I'm just sitting here shakin' my head.
You kill me, girl.

[freckledfrog]

That's hilarious!!!

[jenne1017]

Ruth -- WHY YOU YELLIN'????

[Shad]

And then I had to go check it out as well. Make that 123 and counting.