DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to heck for up to 8 full hours.
St. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases bust size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectany of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "you make me want to be a better person....can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to put the toilet seat back down.
NAGAMENT:
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Now send these to any woman who needs a good laugh and any man who can handle it!
BB
On a bad day in the ER I'll pop all of the meds................................Well, except for the peptobimbo...........nothing worse than a nurse with a chest!
