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little chick 04-06-2005 07:27 PM

What did you do last night???
 
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,

> the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel,

> and Lulu was among them.

> The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the

> driveway when suddenly Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

> Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

> Not wanting to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her

> grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she

> was just lining up for some.

> "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and

> she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line

> asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

> When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going

> at it at your age? How do you do it?"

> I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

> The policeman fainted.
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twiceblessedmom 04-06-2005 09:10 PM

:lol: !!! I'll have to send that one to a few friends! ;)

Universityprincess 04-07-2005 03:00 AM

Oh my goodness, that is so funny!

Sunnybunny 04-07-2005 08:50 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) That was frickin hilararious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am passing that on!

mrscharleston 04-07-2005 09:23 AM

This is definitely a great one!


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