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What did you do last night???
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,
> the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, > and Lulu was among them. > The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the > driveway when suddenly Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. > Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" > Not wanting to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her > grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she > was just lining up for some. > "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and > she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line > asking for information from all of the prostitutes. > When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going > at it at your age? How do you do it?" > I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." > The policeman fainted.[SIZE=4] |
:lol: !!! I'll have to send that one to a few friends! ;)
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Oh my goodness, that is so funny!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) That was frickin hilararious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am passing that on!
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This is definitely a great one!
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