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soon2Bfab 03-14-2005 02:49 AM

A "funny" to start your week...
 
In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented.

"The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?"

"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.

"Two hundred, O Mighty One."

"Then we shall do the same for the woman."

"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?"

"How many did we put in Adam?"

"Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One."

"Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman."

"Yes, O Great Lord."

"Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."
;)

little chick 03-14-2005 07:01 AM

:lol3: :lol3: That is too cute and sooooooooooooo true. ;)

beach bum 03-14-2005 08:37 AM

:lol: :lol: CUTE :lol: :lol:


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